只有一个诺贝尔和平奖得主使用PPT,但有9个穿胸罩。(指奥巴马用PPT,其他9个得主是女的) 22. You can’t use the same slide deck all day long, day after day. 23. Slide decks don’t transition well from day to evening. 24. Teenagers know how to use bras, but adults still have trouble with PowerPoint. 25. Your mom will usually buy your first bra for you. 26. With bras, only teen-aged girls pad them with useless fluff. 27. It’s socially acceptable for men to use a slide deck, as long as it’s a good one. 28. PowerPoint slides look best when projected on a flat surface. 29. Guy Kawasaki has no 10-20-30 rule for bras. 30. Establishments that outlaw bras are labeled “trashy.” Companies that outlaw PowerPoint are labeled “forward-thinking.” 31. Your employer will likely issue you a standard slide deck in corporate colors. 32. A laser pointer rarely accompanies a bra. 这种搞笑的比较,相信大家可以补充很多,欢迎大家踊跃接龙!譬如: Powerpoint is like a bra because… with a little practice, you can operate one handed. Most men know how to undo a bra with one hand but not a PowerPoint presentation. 虫虫补充一个:喜欢不戴胸罩的女人,不喜欢不会做PPT的男人 (责任编辑:admin) |